The Browns Just Put Baseball Guy Paul DePodesta In Charge Of The Team

The Browns are really on one right now. Just a few days removed from chucking head coach Mike Pettine and GM Ray Farmer, the team has hired Paul DePodesta to be its ... top executive? Per a gibberish-laden press release ("DePodesta will be responsible for assessing and implementing best practices and strategies that will provide the organization with the comprehensive resources needed to make optimal decisions"), his title will be chief strategy officer. We'll go with top executive for now.